I still haven't heard of anyone else getting credit card numbers sent to them from sadly clueless interweb using retards. I haven't actually had any for a while, which has led me to believe that the original ones were just God (or Bill Gates) testing me to see if I'm a good or evil person.
The most recent attempt by some nice but clueless person to give me free stuff happened just this morning. I received 3 emails from handspring.com, of Visor fame. These emails were thanking me for my order, telling me of my password, and then confirming my order. I was really happy about this, until I realised that the emails were all referring to me as Janice. My name isn't Janice, it's close, it's got some of the same letters in the same order even, but as much as I would like it to be, my name is not and never has been Janice.
The emails were sent to tonyp@jaymis.com, and one even had the real Janice's address and phone number contained within, so after a little pondering (and a moment to check what time it is in Aspen) I gave Janice a call.
She was a little standoffish at first (apparently Janice goes to bed before 10PM), but once she realised why a person with a strange accent had called her after bedtime she was very happy. It turns out that the phone ordering retards had mis-heard her spelling out her email address, and added a couple of extra letters in there for good luck. Well done guys.
So now I've forwarded Janice her confirmation emails, and she's happy (or will be once she wakes up), and hopefully God (or is it Bill) knows that I'm a good person and can stop bugging me.
In other news: Some of you know Rainer, and some of you may even be aware that Rainer and I are somehow cosmically linked at the music taste. Not only do we like the same stuff, but every couple of weeks one of use will message the other something along the lines of "Bandname - Song title", to which the other will respond with "FUCKYEAH" and then proceed to listen to that track for a day or 2 on repeat. Occasionally someone will send a similar message, but the response will be "I've been listening to it for the last 2 days straight", which is strange but cool. We both blew up our headphones within 24 hours of each other listening to Muse - Citizen Erased on repeat/full volume.
Summary: Rainer has excellent taste in music, but as you may have noticed, he has no link, for he has resisted all of Jum's attempts to get him posting on noombies. Because of this he can't share his most recent track-unearthment with you, so I'm going to have to:
[00:28] rainer: man you got chemical bros latest [00:28] rainer: 'come with us'? [00:28] rainer: the album? [00:28] Jaymis: I think so [00:28] rainer: ok enque track 10 [00:28] rainer: "the test" [00:28] Jaymis: actually, no I don't, shocker [00:29] rainer: hmm [00:29] rainer: get chemical brothers - the test [00:29] rainer: make sure its just the plain old album version [00:29] rainer: should be 7:49 [00:29] rainer: timewise [00:29] rainer: and have fun [00:29] rainer: this is my piece [00:29] rainer: and message to you [00:29] rainer: gdnight [00:29] *** rainer signed off at Tue May 13 00:29:58 2003. [00:33] Jaymis: thanks dude, I'll get it [00:58] Jaymis: nice call [00:58] Jaymis: very nice call [02:48] Jaymis: ok, another awesome call, I'm still listening to it 2 hours later
[09:15] rainer: pretty cool hey [09:16] rainer: its almost as tho the vocals are too good for the loops and samples [09:16] rainer: but somehow it fits in [09:21] rainer: good music for "change" too [09:21] rainer: & to help you change etc [09:21] rainer: tops [09:21] rainer: times 10 [09:21] rainer: its a nice wake up track [09:21] rainer: heard of the fountain of youth [09:21] rainer: music's the next best thing [09:25] rainer: i also like the "did i pass?" [09:25] rainer: "yes i did" [09:25] rainer: "did i pass?" [09:25] rainer: "yes i did" [09:25] rainer: repeat [09:26] rainer: fucken oath he passed
[Jay = Listening to: Chemical Brothers - The Test ]
Oh, and that post below? I have no idea how it got there, or who it is who posted it, or what the hell she is talking about, she crazy esse, knowwhatI'msayin.
