I know that nobody is going to believe me, but I'm going to say this anyway, just so that years down the track people can look back and go "That's it, that's the moment when Jay finally lost it".

I just had a productive phonecall to a Telstra consultant.

Not only was she polite and helped me with my problem, she helped me with a problem that hadn't even come up yet! It was a future problem, that she thought I might have, so she tested it out for me, and lo! The problem would have come up, so she helped me fix it!

I am so amazed right now, I don't know what the hell to do. Colours seem to be more saturated. Light is move vibrant, and shines off objects so shinily, wreathing them in nebulas which dazzle and enliven the mind.

Oh, and now I can email myself pictures that I've taken on my phone. Whoo. Next stop - posting to blog via email. Aww yeah. Or maybe WAP. We shall see.

In other news: I'm sure every generation has a defining album. Some body of work that most people of that age bought when they were younger. For my generation it's Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill. No, I can't tell you if this is a good thing or not.

I am lovink yous all.

I am being in Bris tonight and tomorrow. Catch me if you can or will.