Feardotcomdotcom is quite easily the worst movie I have ever seen.
By an extremely long way.
The fact that it was even made fills me with dread at the type of fucking morons that I'm going to have to deal with should I ever work for a hollywood studio.
I'm trying to figure out what went wrong, because this thing should have been stopped at so many points along the way. It's not like somebody just made this thing by themselves and released it. This is a forty million dollar movie for God's sake. Forty million. It hurts me to think about that amount of money being wasted.
I would love to describe how insanely bad this film was, but I can't. Others have tried to explain just how bad it is, but haven't really come close. I'm surprised that a google for "feardotcom 'worst movie ever'" only turned up 63 matches (64 now).
A quote, to help you understand what I just went through:
If you would like being dipped into an acid filled tank filled with testicle eating piranhas then this is the movie experience that your looking for. Unfortunately, I'm not into pain, and this was one of the most painful experiences I have ever had to endure at the movie theater.
What you should expect to feel like after the experience:
Jaymis: jum, wow
Jaymis: dude, feardotcom.com is the WORST
Jaymis: MOVIE
Jaymis: EVER
Jaymis: I'm seriously
Jum.HouseHusband: im not surprised
Jaymis: I just deleted it off my drive, and then took the drive out of my computer, and then burnt the drive, and then dropped the ashes into acid, and then sealed the acid in concrete and dropped it into the north sea, and then shot the north sea into the sun
Jaymis: fuck
Warner should be ashamed. Everyone who was involved with this film should be ashamed. Staff at cinemas where it was shown should have firebombed their own workplace to prevent innocents from paying money to see it.
I just don't understand.
I really wanna see the aussie one coming out soon called 'undead' It was filmed aroun brissie and out back of nowhere on a budget of about 30 cents. But it looks AWESOME!!!! there is a trailer up on the net somewhere. go have a look. Yay aussies rock
its actually made by 2 brothers that went to QCA, most of the crew were locals, and QCA kids.
it was filmed mainly out at rochedale, around the school rd area to be exact (to those of you that need more help, near ikea). the budget wasnt exactly 30 cents but..... hehe not far ;)
http://www.undeadmovie.com/undead%20web%20site%20trailer.htm
thats the link to the trailer too.
how much do we love tehfairy for that. shitloads.
trailer is 31% downloaded, we shall see how good it is.
unf
J
yep, it's totally kickarse.
A couple of addendums:
If you do the google search link up there, you'll notice that I'm not ranked 4th for the "feardotcom 'worst movie ever'" search.
I watched Undead a couple of days ago, it's absolutely awesome. Moment of the film:
"It's all those fuckin crack marijuana fuckin hippie fuckin surfy fuckin dole-bludgin pricks, fuck."
