1: Jaymis went with Jum, Krissy and Radar to the marvellous, fabulous, extremely awesome, Swedish, Ikea on the weekend, to get my new desk/birthday-present/lover.
Jum started us all singing the fucking Ikea song and I haven't stopped 3 days later.

2: There was something supposed to go here, but I've forgotten.

3: I have a massivefuckingheadache, and have to go to bed.