Libraries are sexy

I'm sure it's not just me, but I have a feeling that it's not as widespread as, say, being turned on by Angelina Jolie.

But, getting my armful of cyberpunk action, I felt a strange overpowering urge to find me a cute librarian, get us naked, and make with the boning.

I wonder if they're all thinking that (the cute young ones, not the old frumpy ones). The normal boring people walking around and getting books see this calm, quiet, cute girl moving around shuffling books from place to place, but what' they're actually doing is figuring out which of the punters (me) would be most amenable to some animalistic rogering between the romance shelves and paperbacks t-z.

I shall ask them next time I'm there.

In other news: It's 2003, and I need to make a date header image that represents this monumentous occasion. Actually, what I need to do is a redesign, but I've got other webbish things that are taking up my time (actually, that aren't being done either, but their not-being-done prevents me from doing other stuff).

Tell your sister to call me.

J

Jaymis on 2003-01-06 @ 19:24 [TrackBack]
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I can't say whether or not librabians think about having sex on their books, although after "What's Your Fantasy?" by Ludacris, I know that's all I'd be thinking about. Anyway, I do think that everyone, or at least most people have often wondered what would happen if you just screamed. That's always troubled me, and not just in libraries...airplanes too, or doctor's waiting rooms...you know, anyplace where there are enough people that aren't speaking to cause a panic. Now I'm done. That is all.

Manders on 2003-01-18 @ 08:39
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or art gallerys, ive always wanted to scream in them, or roller blade through an art gallery...that would be fun

Amity on 2003-01-19 @ 22:05
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i come under the category of a librarian and maybe even sexy librarian category. so i would know. the answer: yes. sex in bookplace = nice thought.

jade on 2003-10-23 @ 12:33
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