Subject: pls reply!! I am your greatest fan

HI my name is [name removed to protect the innocent] and I think you are the spunkiest piece of man meat on the net. I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE BESTSESTSTSTSSSS.
are you single? Can I see you NAKED??!! DO you like girls?? IF not then i cna make you CHANGE YOUR MIND.

Thanks Mum.

How good is sleep. Sleep is awesome. I also kinda like sleep without dreams, because dreams can be TOTALLY FUCKED UP, and that's not a good thing to be while sleeping.

oh my god. that totally reminds me of the dream I had in my afternoon sleep today (last night's sleep got broken up into chunks throughout today)

Someone had broken into the house. I could hear them in my sleep. I was awake, but I knew I had to wake up because I was asleep. So I tried and tried and tried, in REM sleep, to wake myself. Finally i managed to open my eyes, note that there was no sound outside and that the dog (who would definitely have heard any intruder) was soundly asleep on the floor.

It was a pretty shocking experience.

So I would like to reiterate your DREAMS CAN BE TOTALLY FUCKED and stuff. No dreams are way better.

Except for when I dream about Jaymis. Naked.

You think that's fucked up...I had this dream once that I was Jaymis' love toy...and you wouldn't BELIEVE the freaky shit he was into.

:)

There you go love honey :)
Missing you from Sweden ;P