existangst: well lo and behold if it isnt the man i was looking for
existangst: i cant chat for long
UberJaymis: WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS YOUNG MAN
existangst: i only dropped in to say.....
existangst: yes
UberJaymis: whaddaya want?
existangst: i shall cut to the chase and leave as quickly as i came
existangst: cause ive work to do
existangst: http://www.democrats.org.au/merchandise/
existangst: go buy tshirts
UberJaymis: I hope you don't fuck like you come to the point
existangst: slllllllllllllowly
existangst: i take my tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
UberJaymis: because I'll be going to sleep before penetration
existangst: U TAKE ROD OF DISASTER IN BOTTY AND NOT TEH SLEEP
UberJaymis: I'm not buying a democrat shirt
UberJaymis: if I wear a democrat shirt, people will talk to me about politics
UberJaymis: and I won' t know what to say
UberJaymis: cause I don't know shit about it
existangst: bollocks
existangst: u miss the point
existangst: nobody will ask you about
existangst: they will just say tee hee hee hes got a joke on his shirt about john howard and that yellow pages ad
existangst: or just tell them about how your politically active internet mate made u wear it...... then u can start up a conversation about how politically inert u are. You can tell them about the time u fell asleep at the polling booth last time u had to vote
existangst: u can tell them about how u thought tampa was a sanitary product
existangst: im only presume these are the amusing things uve done in the past
UberJaymis: but for an extra $10 bucks I can get one of these: http://www.dieselsweeties.com/shirts/index.shtml
existangst: think of how you will regale ppl about your political inertivity
UberJaymis: i'm a rocker. i rock out.

*** existangst signed off at Wed Sep 18 00:53:20 2002.

UberJaymis: I don't think being politically inert is a good way to get people to fuck me

*** existangst signed on at Wed Sep 18 00:55:14 2002.

existangst: you are a rocker and you do rock out
existangst: and you should get that shirt
UberJaymis: I know
existangst: but u should also get the democrats shiri
UberJaymis: no, after that one I'm getting an explodingdog shirt.
existangst: its on the internet..... and it has a clever little joke on it
UberJaymis: but john hasn't done anything to me!
existangst: i figured it would be right up your alley
UberJaymis: hzhahaha. I'm scared of politics
existangst: U MISS TEH POINT!
UberJaymis: WHAT IF SOME SCARY DYKE TRIES TO HURT ME
existangst: make up stories about being politically inert
existangst: this brings me to my second point
existangst: chicks will dig it
UberJaymis: well then why don't I have a shirt that says "politics scare me, want to get naked?"
existangst: even hairy dykes will dig it
UberJaymis: hmm, that's actually a cool shirt.
existangst: which isnt a good thing...... but atleast they wont try to hurt you
existangst: yeah no shit
existangst: its says "not happy john". funny for soooo many reasons
existangst: well...... one reason atleast
existangst: so get it
existangst: and when ppl say "ohh so you like the democrats huh?" you can say. "i like puppies. tehy are teh cute".... and then everone can go "ohhhhhh jaaaaaaaaaaaaymis"
UberJaymis: ok
UberJaymis: I'm getting it right now.
UberJaymis: I'm calling up the democrats
UberJaymis: the phone is ringing.
UberJaymis: ok, I'm talking to timmy or whoever is in charge over there now
UberJaymis: he says he doesn't have any in my size
existangst: i have a suspicion your fobbing me off

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh JAYMIS SI TEH FRUSTRATOR! hehehe. well angst immna buy a tshirt after that conversation, and anyone supporting the democrats by making net buddies buy tshirts rocks.

wanna shag? see jaymisisis it works ;)

teh faerie

(about that wanna shag thing, im serious teehee)