the fairy says:
amature.
the fairy says:
did i spell that right even?
JaymisLikesCoke says:
it looks wrong
JaymisLikesCoke says:
I dunno
JaymisLikesCoke says:
erketh
the fairy says:
a shakespearean erk... now thats art.
JaymisLikesCoke says:
oh fair erketh, how do I loveth thee
the fairy says:
erketh hath toldest this fair soul that she loves thee sir jaymis so
JaymisLikesCoke says:
erketh hath confidenced to this narky jaymis that she loved thee thrice in the ladies garderobe yesterweek... and that thee spoketh to her haired clam.
the fairy says:
pearl that fair maiden I did, till her cherry lips were cherries no more. Dost thou not see the love that softly lingers in the eye of sweet erketh for thee fine prince? Erketh dost yearn for a meatier love, one filled with the promise of sausage.
JaymisLikesCoke says:
thou dost not deny that with tongue, lips, turgid fingers and even sometimes teeth thou plied thou'st sordid trade withinst the furred canyons of mine tender erketh?
JaymisLikesCoke says:
however, thou speaketh with silvered tongue, as silvered as mine own rod whenst fair erketh hadst completed her ministrations to it... Thou hast done a stirling job.
the fairy says:
Hah! Thou finds oneself grinning like a wild toothed wolf on this fair day, for I knowest in my deepest of souls that Erketh, that sweet maiden, that is a maiden no more, knows the love i giveth her shant be replaced by the silvered rod, but finding oneself complemented by thousts finest works.
the fairy says:
And for this sir jaymis, you sweet prince, i shall continue to dip my tounge in the fair meadows that venture deep between her parted valleys.
JaymisLikesCoke says:
This one hast an plan of terrific bredth and scope, a plan the likes of which this world hast ne'er seen.
JaymisLikesCoke says:
Double team! Thou taketh downstairs, whilst Erketh taketh cares on the Roddeth, thenst we shalt meet in the middle, merry times shalt be hab by all!
the fairy says:
so fine master shall we formeth the pact? One that finds our two souls feasting on many a feat for your beloved.... Erketh.
JaymisLikesCoke says:
Word
JaymisLikesCoke says:
eth
the fairy says:
*stands, curtsies and swoops away to fetch the mistress, exunt stage left*

That was classic guys. Fucking classic.

*CURTSIES* thank you thank you, i didnt know that mr jaymis hath posted thine quotes upon this page!!! but yo, i dig baby.

teh faeries
*love is the groove loacated on the vinyl of the soul*