I went mountain biking this afternoon and fell off my bike into a lantana bush. I have a scratch right up my left forearm, just where it rests on the table when I type. Damn you lantana, damn you to hell.

I wonder how many of my posts have "Ouch" as the subject line.

Hmm, I can't find out, because the fucking search isn't working. Fuck you search.

I'm guessing at least 3 or 4.