They're looking at me man

I have two monitors running off the one computer.
I am so leet that... Ummm. So leet that...
So, leeeeeet thaaaaaaat...
So leet that my daddy won't let me use the internet anymore, because of that trouble with the bank that one time.
Werd.

In other news: I never realised how much of an effect the things I write on the sidebar over there have on people. You see last time I changed it I wrote:
Food: None. but I would like some though.
Now this was referring to the very moment that I was changing all of my wants/needs. However someone decided that it meant that I had no food at all in my house, and that my six flatmates were happy to let me starve, and that I had no money or means to get any food, and that I was being anally raped with a pineapple by the hunger demons.
2 bottles of coke, 3 litres of milk, tim tams, mint slice(s), orange juice, strawberry jam, rice crackers, mars bars, microwave popcorn, potatoes, tomatoes, rice, carrots and a strawberry freddo frog later, I have lots of food now, thanks.
I'm not going to change the sidebar though, I'm going to see what else this nets me.
Keep your eyes peeled for plainitive cries for computers, furniture, software, shoes, or maybe some music gear.

//Linx0r of the day: Moon Base Commander. Scorched Earth for the 21st century! Yeah baybee! My penis is so hard that it ripped through my jeans!

Jaymis on 2002-06-11 @ 02:16 [TrackBack]
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