AAahahahaha! Ha! No, really, that's quite easily the funniest subject I've ever had the pleasure of typing. I think I'll use it again randomly, just because it amuses me.
Now. Really. The ring of which I'm speaking is the world-renowned BrisBlogs webring dealie, and I've just spent some time fixing up the borked code and writing funny emails instead of the boringassed ones they send automatically, so if you live in Brisbane (or nearbye, I'm not racist) and you have a personal website of some description you should definitely sign up. Tell your friends. Don't tell your mum, because we've got nude pictures of her.
I'm going to post some of my amended auto-emails, because they amuse me:
Application email:
subject: This subject is not editable at present.
Waheey! You've tried to join BrisBlogs, giving this information in your quest do it for Brisneyland:
Site Title: life.jaymis.com
Site URL: http://life.jaymis.com
WebRing User ID: jaymis
Site ID: 1
I, Jaymis, herebye promise to be a good boy and add your site, if you [whateverYourNameIs] promise to add the code, and we shall be best friends forever, and go to each other's birthday parties.
Blahdi blahdi blah navigation code comes from here:
http://H.webring.com/wrman?ring=brisblogs&id=1&edit
If you need a hand, give me an email: jaymis@jaymis.com
Welcome to BrisBlogs, land of the free, home of the brave, and something something something.
If, from reading this email you think I'm an incredibly flakey personality (which by all accounts I am) you might want to get help from the following url:
http://dir.webring.com/help
Westside!
Jaymis
Denial Email:
subject: Your site submission to Webring has been denied.
The web site you submitted to BrisBlogs Ring has been denied due to the reasons cited below by the RingMaster.
YOU R A BAD MAN, U GO HOEM. BAD MAN.
Actually, I don't know why, I'm not in the habit of denying people anything, I'm a total emotional pushover, but this is an auto-email, and not a real human person, so you should probably email me - jaymis@jaymis.com - to find out what's going on.
Love from
Automailer2000MkIII (on behalf of Jaymis, holder of the Rod of Disaster and the Two Furry Spheres of Joy)
Suspend Email:
subject: Your site in the Ring, Webring, has been suspended
The RingMaster of "BrisBlogs" has become drunk with power and suspended your site. He sends the following message to you through teh interwebnet thingo:
"I'm the king of the world! BOOM!Shakalakalakalakalaka. Hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testes. One, two. One, two. Oi! Harry! Can I get some foldback here? I can't hear shit."
Once he wakes up from his den of coziness he shall probably just go ahead and regret last night and put your site back again, but to hasten this process I suggest you send him an email - jaymis@jaymis.com
For the record, your site information includes the following information:
Site Title: life.jaymis.com
Site ID: 1
Site URL: http://life.jaymis.com
WebRing ID: jaymis
The site was suspended due to the reasons listed below by the RingMaster.
"HRRRAROURGH!! Ptui. AAYTEEEEEEEEEN SHAARGH! KAWIIIIIIHK MAAH. Hwun, two, three, four. Hawun, two, three, four. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFT TAHN!"
Which probably means that you don't have the code listed on your site, so add the code, you gypsie.
Manage your site at the following URL:
http://H.webring.com/wrman?ring=brisblogs&id=1&edit
This email has been sent by an automailer, but was originally written by Jaymis, member of the Secret Cabal of Secretness, holder of the Incredibly Heavy Round Seal Thing and Orgasm Faerie First Class. Westside.
I haven't included the best email of all: The one you get when your aplication is accepted! To find out what it says you may just have to go along and bloody well join.
In other news:
Happiness is girls sending you pictures over the web for thousands of people to see :)
