I have found in this place
that is orbiting all round the sun
Because it is sunny. Yes indeed, and I find myself once again wearing a singlet emblazoned with a wheeled cobra.
Throat is sore. Impressively so. However I have vitamin c and echinacea, which should give my blood enough placebox (a magical chemical that scientists still know very little about) to stop my glands from swelling and my neck from throbbing.
I'm scattered. Not absolutely certain why, but it might have something to do with parallels my brain has drawn between myself and poor, fucked up Woyzeck. Although he has the peas as an excuse, I don't really have that luxury.
Speaking of peas, I managed to get to the SS+H library today. They've got a lovely automatic book checkout machine that just rocked my world. I feel that I may go back later this afternoon just to get some more books and be dazzled by its flashing colours. Just because I can, this is the book I borrowed. It's falling apart a little, but it should last until the 25th so someone else can go get it when I'm done if they like.
Linx0rs of the day:
Beware the Funk Monster (or come check them out with me on Friday night @ Hotel Orient)
While we're on musical thingies, gigs of choice in the coming weeks include Stereolab who are at the Zoo on the 23rd as part of their tour.
The sexy boys from Squipplepippy are playing at some random art centre place (ok, the Judith Wright Centre of Contemporary Arts on Brunswick St).
Here, look, I'll just copy from their site, you lazy bastridges:
Saturday 16th March
Squipplepippy EP Launch
Squipplepippy, Tonjip, Breathing Autumn, The Lazy Ocean Glitters
The Judith Wright Centre of Contemporary Arts
420 Brunswick Street, Fortitude Valley
Doors open at 7:00pm, first band at 7:30pm
$10.00
Great value. Four lovely wanky post/art/wank-rock bands. Doesn't get much better than that people. I've already got my ticket people, look, I'll even prove it
HAH!
Umm, the only other thing I'm definitely going to is Taxi (whose website has lapsed), on the 20th of April, but there shall be more (!!!)
p.s. Bkaro. That is all.
//edit! OH YEAH!!! I had to be pissed off about something
Some freon-victims named Kung Pow as Super Troopers and shared it with the world, so instead of watching a bad movie last night, I watched an even worse movie.
Oh well, at least I didn't shell out actual money for it... I'd pay for Super Troopers, even to go watch it again. But I definitely wouldn't pay for Kung Pow.
People, name your files correctly... You know remember how God gets cross if you don't.
//flashback to 2001-11-09
... I hate speaking too soon. Whoever it was that renamed some John Cusack movie to Monsters Inc will burn in hell. I know this because God came down to hang out with me and watch the Pixar-y goodness. When it turned out to be not as advertised he was pretty pissed.
God: What the fuck!? That's John Cusack! This isn't animated. What's the damn filename? Motherfucker! Some asshole's renamed some random piece of shit as Monsters Inc.
Jaymis: Whoa, dude, just chill out for a second. I'll download another version of it ok.
God: Fuck man, I'm not going to fuckin chill out. You got that from like five different sources. All those ignorant motherfuckers just wasted my time. I've been waiting for months to see that movie. Search that file again and get me their usernames, while we're waiting for the real one to download I'm going to go out and smite me some fuckwits. Any requests?
Jaymis: Hmmm. Boils are always good. Yeah. Boils on the inside of their eyelids, and on their cocks too so they can't masturbate themselves to death to escape the pain of the eyelid boils.
God: Yeah, good call. Boils are classic. But I'm thinking of an army of demons armed with new reams of paper, staplers, lemon juice and strapon razor sharp cattleprod-dildos. That'll be entertaining to watch while I wait for the movie. You got anything to add?
Jaymis: Umm, yeah, get some more Coke on the way back, we're all out.
God: What? Already!
Jaymis: Yah haaah. Dude! You made like eight Coke spiders. One of which you spilt while trying to ride my bike past Satan's place so you could look like that Meatloaf album cover.
God: Heh, spiders are cool. Ok, how long's it got to go now?
Jaymis: 39 minutes on the first file, and about 80 on the second unless some more sources are found.
God: Sweet. Plenty of time to send those anal bandits to hell. SMS me if it's going to be shorter or longer than 80 minutes.
Jaymis: Yeah, cool. Make a demon give some of them the Hot Karl with a cattleprod for me.
God: Sure man, catch ya soon.
Jaymis: Later.
