Well. It's been more than a week since I have posted. "You are a slack fooker Jay" I hear you cry. However, before you come for me with pitchforks, tar, feathers and a 12" black rubber dildo called Igor, just hear my carefully laid excuses:

1: Computer borked

2: Webhost borked

3: Started uni again = no time to fix up #1 or #2

4: Was masturbating in the pool and abraded Beast on sandpaper-pool-concrete-stuff

5: Couldn't sit down on seat

6: Busy

7: Computer borked again

8: Got pissed off with the world

9: Sore throat

10: Webhost still borked

Now, it's all better, and so I shall go ahead and watch Super Troopers, for it is the good stuff.

"Bork bork bork bork!"

-Swedish Chef, Seasame Street

Actually, he's from the Muppets. But you were on the right track!