lol this, bitch

Jaymis: I just really dislike the use of lol as a response.

Jaymis: some people use lol as a reply to anything that's funny, it's a conversation stopper.

the fairy: id prefer not to use lol, but it falls out soemtimes

Jaymis: and as my conversations tend to consist largely of funny moments srtung together, it kills the conversation

Jaymis: I know a guy who all he ever bloody says is lol

the fairy: hehe

Jaymis: "hey dude, do you want to buy a used syringe?"

Jaymis: "lol"

Jaymis: "I'll take that as a yes... would you like it send express post or I could deliver it preloaded into your eyeball"

Jaymis: "lol"

I've had a bit of a personality interview with Miss Fairy this afternoon, and I thought I'd relay a bit of it here, cause it was pretty fun, kind of a get to know you thing, so you can all get to know me a little better as well.

the fairy: Bob Marley VS David Bowie. Choose one

Jaymis: bowie

the fairy: beer vs wine

Jaymis: both.

Jaymis: (red wine, white is teh sux0r)

the fairy: nope

the fairy: ya gotta choose

Jaymis: wine then.

Jaymis: but it's gotta be red, or I'm drinking beer.

the fairy: pepsi vs coke

Jaymis: COKE^50,000,000

the fairy: asker or answerer

Jaymis: oooh, you fiend.

the fairy: lol

Jaymis: answerer

the fairy: giver or taker

Jaymis: taker

Jaymis: giver

Jaymis: aargh

Jaymis: erm, taker

the fairy: fish or chips

Jaymis: chips

the fairy: sunset or sundown

Jaymis: set

the fairy: big or small

Jaymis: small

the fairy: work or play

Jaymis: PALY LOLOMGOMGOMGOMGUNG UNFUNFUNFUNFUNFWOFUBQAODUNB~~!!!

the fairy: brie vs camembert

the fairy: lol @ play

Jaymis: brie is my sister's name, so I'll go camembert.

Jaymis: and it tastes better.

the fairy: sister or brother

Jaymis: sister.

Jaymis: I like girls much better than boys.

the fairy: girls vs boys was the next one

Jaymis: GIRLS

Jaymis: ^50,000,000

the fairy: all the time?

the fairy: lol

Jaymis: totally, boys kinda shit me.

the fairy: heh. i feel the same way bout girls

the fairy: a vs z

Jaymis: z

Jaymis: much cooler letter.

the fairy: lol

Jaymis: it can also be N if pushed on the side.

the fairy: start vs finish

Jaymis: start

Jaymis: I rarely finish anything.

the fairy: the pixies or the ramones

Jaymis: pixies

Jaymis: have listened to very little ramones.

the fairy: nice

Jaymis: but I'm an elf, so I have to go with pixies anyway.

the fairy: um west end or newfarm

the fairy: you are an elf! thats wonderful! imma fairy

Jaymis: newfarm.

Jaymis: I noticed.

Jaymis: I'm a faerie also, but mostly elf.

Jaymis: I'm an orgasm faerie

the fairy: lol

the fairy: bath vs shower

Jaymis: ooooh, YOU ARE A BAD PERSON!

Jaymis: making me choose between bath and shower.

the fairy: teeheehee

the fairy: i can be an evil fairy too

Jaymis: that is so true.

Jaymis: erm... bath

the fairy: green cordial red cordial

Jaymis: green

Jaymis: green wins for pretty much everything.

Jaymis: especially snakes

the fairy: (oohh i hate green things, generally)

Jaymis: I used to work at pizza hut, where they had a promotion that landed a 10kg box of snakes in the coldroom, I ate _all_ the green ones.

the fairy: chess vs checkers

Jaymis: erm, chess, but I suck at it

the fairy: and chess was meant to be played badly

the fairy: teach or learn

Jaymis: teach.

the fairy: lol omg all the green ones? 10 kg? thats like at least 1 kg or green snakes

the fairy: older woman younger woman

Jaymis: older.

the fairy: really?

the fairy: whats with boys and older women

Jaymis: well it's a context thing, but without context I'm for older.

Jaymis: what's with girls and older guys

the fairy: hehe

the fairy: cleavage or bonds shirt

the fairy: (im running low on questions)

Jaymis: on a boy or girl?

the fairy: lol both

Jaymis: shirt.

the fairy: on which

Jaymis: both.

Jaymis: ahahaha

the fairy: nice

the fairy: lol

Jaymis: caught you.

the fairy: hehehe

Jaymis: nyer

the fairy: nyer???

Jaymis on 2002-02-13 @ 01:19 [TrackBack]
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