colourful gradients, disembodied dream references, drying oil paint, elephants that look like swans and other obvious surrealism references so people can understand what I'm waffling about... Should I mention melting clocks so Rose gets it?.
Actually, I'm sure Rose would have understood, but I can't really articulate the idea of surrealism so it's understandable to everyone without being obvious.
Can anyone?
Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, the world is surreal for me because last night it was Sita's wedding, which coupled with my 21st birthday pretty much spells the end of innocence for me - for those who don't know, Seets was my 1st girlfriend. Now she is married. We also had the pact, which I think has been immortalised in a movie since. You know, the pact in which you marry each other if you're not married by the time you turn 40.
Well, Seets got half way there. That was a pretty good try I suppose, but I think she could have done much better if she'd tried. If she has a baby soon I shall kill her.
Hear that Seet? If you have a baby within the year, I shall kill you.
and now for the news:
Fixelpish is making with the linky goodness. As you probably don't worship at Pixel's altar of bloggishness like I do I thought I'd pass some of them on:
In the same genre as Harry Potter homoerotic fan fiction, but much classier, we have The LOTR secret diaries. Dead funny:
Secret Diary of Gollum:
Day One
Popped over to attend Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous Meeting in Misty Mountains only to discover was booby trap set by Sauron.
Stupid Sauron.
Day Five
Held captive by orcs in Barad-Dur. Have been forced to watch “Flipper” over and over until give in and tell them where Ring is. Damn evil methods of torture refined over millennia. Will not give in. Will remain strong.
Day Six
Orcs have switched to repeat viewings of “The Faculty.” Cannot cope. Have told them where Ring is.
Go now and read the rest, have a good chuckle, drink some coke as well, worked for me.
Also from Pixelfish: Mouseproject. Started with a conversation about how tampon strings look like a little mouse has crawled up inside someone's vagina to hide. Now it's an art gallery. Go girls!
Some beautiful characters too.
It's hot here, I need to call centrelink to organize some money. Not sure what they're going to say. Ben Folds sapping my will to talk to people. Go me.
... and the baby? Will you kill it too? Or will you kill her before she is due? Or will oyu keep it aa a souvenier?
... You see, James, you should really think that one through in a spare minute.
I don't think I would. I don't expect her to baby it up at this juncture, but I'm sure I wouldn't go through with the killing if she did, I'd just get all grumpy and stomp out of the room.
p.s. Johanna, your site doesn't work any more. ~sigh~
of course it does. :)
Every time I visit it doesn't... What's the alternate URL?
