Happy Berfday to meeeeeeeeee!
Yes indeedy, I am now officially 21.
Shit.
To make me feel a little better about being an adult and stuff, Lozzargh sent me a lovely birthday poem thing:
May you have the wind forever at your back,
Supple lesbians covered in honey at your feet,
And Big Bollocks. Can I touch them?
Thankyou Loz, you are verra nice.
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Not a problem darl. As you can see, I'm quite talented at birthday greetings. I should work for Hallmark. They can let me clean the toilets!
Toilet duck,
With a neck like yours,
I'd stay hidden in the cupboard too.
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