Whoever undid my fly can just come over here and apologize right now

Today started well, as No Pants Day. No Pants Days can start just like any other day, but they tend to take a turn at the point that I get out of bed. On a normal day when I get out of bed I tend to go "hmm, I feel that I shall now go and have a shower and then put clothes on, including pants".

On a No Pants Day I tend to follow this pattern up until the point when I think about showers and clothes. Rather than having a shower and putting on clothes, including pants, I tend to leave the whole shower and pants thing out, and simply wrap my bedsheet around my waist. Today this lasted for quite a while. I like to watch the different reactions of people who ring a doorbell and are presented with a boy wearing nothing but a bedsheet.

I gave about four people a jumpstart to their, umm, afternoon, before I found a reason to remove the sheet and add pants to my body. The reason, far from being erotic, as some have hypothesised, was to go to Dick Smith's. This is a venerable reason to do pretty much anything, but especially to remove a bedsheet from one's person.

I've heard that they don't let you but cat 5 cable if you're not wearing valid underwear.

Since then I have been to Kylie's place for a relaxed 21st party thing, walked to Toowong, bought beer, got a taxi back here, drunk beer and read my book. Yay me.

Time to make some food now.

Jaymis on 2002-01-17 @ 23:11 [TrackBack]
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uuuugh still blinded by your comments page...hehum...

no pants day :) I'd like that, a boy opening the door with nothing but a bed sheet. But then, German beds are different. You actually have something called a BLANKET. It's big and filled with feathers (well not really, the smaller stuff, you know what I mean.). Try to wrap that round your waist... won't hold a minute. heh. Your No Pants Day would have ended quite quickly around here... as the oh-I'd-rather-wear-pants-afterall Day usually follows the No BedSheet Day part quite quickly.

johanna on 2002-01-19 @ 09:00
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