So there I was, talking to the entity-formerly-known-as-something-else-but-now-known-as-Hobo-Joe about boobies, and how people seem to send me pictures of them and not him, when we came to a juncture of the conversation that seems to appear quite often:

Jaymis: I <3 cookie

e.f.k.a.s.e.b.n.k.a.h.j.: lol i know you do

Jaymis: she is my pron goddess.

e.f.k.a.s.e.b.n.k.a.h.j.: do you have piccturs of here boobies

Jaymis: heh, not in front of me now, but there are some out there.

This got me thinking a little about Cookie's boobies, so I formed a posse and we hightailed it over to Unlovely.net to round us up some CookieBoobies(tm)

What happened next was completely unexpected:

Jaymis: I GOT A PLUG ON UNLOVELY!!!@!@$

Jaymis: SHE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!!!

e.f.k.a.s.e.b.n.k.a.h.j.: link me

Jaymis: I GOT A PLUUUUUUUUUUG ON UNLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVELYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!@OIU!@HOUHE!OEIUH

Jaymis: SPANK GOT A PLUG ON UN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVELYYYYYYY!!!!!!

I must now go to my bedroom to think happy thoughts about Cookie. I'd do it here, but there are flatmates in the next room and I don't think we're close enough yet for me to reveal my Rod of Disaster(tm) to them. I have started making a fort from large boxes. When it is completed I will be able to have private "cookie time" without fear of being interrupted by any unruly plebs. In the meantime, I shall be content to simply swat the damn mosquito that's bitten my arm six times in the past ten minutes.

Damn you mosquito, damn you to hell.