Your homework for today:

Listen to Hoobastank. Choice tracks would be the mirror, stuck without a voice, and earthsick, and all are resplendent with sexy horn work, yummy vox and heavy riffage. What more could you ask, except possibly a couple of hours relaxed oral sex in huge antique bath.

Speaking of baths, my toe is doing quite well, and seems to be enjoying his little dip in supersaturated NaCl solution. I'm sure that I look extremely cool sitting here with my foot in a saucepan, but I don't like it when skin goes all red and shiny looking, that means that bad things are afoot. Ahahaha.

Bad pun of the week award goes to: Jaymis... well done me.

Bad story of the week award goes to Cleo:

UberJaymis: fi I have to get it amputated I'll have it preserved and send it to you as a present.

UberJaymis: sound good?

gettinggravity: Ew I saw this guy on TV who had had his finger chopped off, and he had it on a necklace.

gettinggravity: He was a fisherman

UberJaymis: that's gross.

gettinggravity: It was all shriveled and brown, nasty.

UberJaymis: ewwwwww.

UberJaymis: don't wanna hear about it.

gettinggravity: And, most horrific of all, it still had the nail!

gettinggravity: AHHH!!

UberJaymis: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

UberJaymis: AAAAAAAAAH

Bad Layout of the week award goes to: Rowland

Actually, it's an extremely pretty layout, but I can't read the damn text cause the background image is too dark. Lighten that little baby up Rose and you'll have a winner on your hands. I shall lick my monitor in lustfullness at the elegant simplicity of your layout. You can take pictures.

I have just nicked Luke's webcam, so I may be getting Mr Cam Page back up soon... It's been a while, I've got a couple of pictures since I last updated, but I've been a slack bugger.

Install time now.

Jaymis on 2002-01-14 @ 22:53 [TrackBack]
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