Holy crap! The world's biggest weevil-bug-thing just flew through the window and crash tackled Wendy Bender off dad's monitor onto the keyboard. Not only did this scare the carp out of me but it...

Erm...

Actually, it just scared the carp out of me. I am now without carp.

I have taken some nice close up pictures of Mr Bug though, so you can see how scary he is.

what in the world is a crash tackle

dude, fucking look at the date on that post...
and anyway a crash tackle is when you put so much effort into a tackle that the tackle forms a small ball of flailing limbs. sort of 'crashing' into another person in order in inflict maximum dammage with little regard for the dammage that might be personally incurded while performing such a dangerous manouver.

fuck u and ur shit

U Guys Need Jesus