I don't understand why the world continues to look after me. I don't really want to try though, just in case the act of observing destroys what is observed.
As you may be aware I bought a WX5 a couple of months ago. What you're probably not aware of is that I financed it through AGC, a company who makes money by giving loans to starving musicians - at 0% interest, for the first three months - and then buttfucking them to death after the interest free period is over.
So for the last three months I have been saving my money up like a good little boy so as to avoid this buttfucking, and as it's getting close to the buttfuck threashold and I'm still yet to receive any paperwork I thought I'd give them a little call about it. Turns out that they can't find the invoice (what they actually said was "Allans haven't sent sent us the invoice yet", but I trust the Allans guys more, cause they're way cool, and musicians.)
So what this actually means is that the interest free period hasn't actually started yet, so I have at least another three months available to me to get the money.

Yay for me.