I'm turning my computer off while I sleep tonight. Not because the noise keeps me awake, or because it takes up power, or even to give the poor bugger a rest (although that's part of it)

Nope, it's cause I'm getting so many FUCKING ICQ MULTI PAGER MESSAGES and I'm very pissed off.

Please God strike those bastards down with the denial-of-service attack from hell and make the department of Justice take away all their shit and grind them into paste.

Amen.