I am now feeling pretty much incoherent from lack of food. My stomach has been complaining loudly for the last 3 hours of work, and water from the water cooler (black tap gives you the cold water people, remember that) only calms it for a couple of minutes.

So what am I going to eat for breakfast to fix this problem. If you answered "boiled eggs" you get one point. If you answered "boiled eggs and you're somehow going to put anchovies with them" you get the full two points and get to advance to the next round.