My Balcony is a Dried Slug Factory: The silly little buggers slither out of the garden onto the tiles where they take about 24 hours to shrivel into little flat coffee beans. I initially thought they were seeds from a nearbye tree of some description, until I saw one mid-dry a couple of nights ago.
So I'm wondering, is there a market for dried slugs? There's usually a couple each night. Possibly Chinese medicine or maybe a Wiccan shop? I'm sure there must be some spells that require dried slugs.

Maybe I could make a novelty! Instant slugs - just add water. Might have to see how well they re-hydrate.

Anyone else have a good idea?