ICQ Chat to Dad, who's just installed ICQ for the first time:

Tony: (6:00 PM) I'm just going to burn the download to a CD & then go home - don't have a sound card here so tunes won't play - does it pop up? do you think it will wake a sleeping screen?
Jaymis: (6:02 PM) Does ICQ pop up? Depends how you configure it. By default it pops up, blinks, whistles, animates, emails you, calls your mobile, uploads to a webpage and informs the FBI every time you get a message.
Jaymis: (6:02 PM) But you can configure it to be a little less intrusive
Jaymis: (6:03 PM) With difficulty.

Does Satan owe you any favours?

Hehehe, I am a funny bugger, when the mood takes me.