The lease is about to run out on my current shag-pad (the one with the bath) and I'm going to move in with the marvellous Lauren. I was just reading the "Items requiring attention when vacating" form from the real estate place.
Item 4 reads:
"Washing machine and Dryer including lint screen, are to be cleaned."

Five months into the lease, we still don't have a washing machine.

In all that time I have not been to a laundromat. That means that I have been freeloading washing from other people for like 150 days.

Shocker.