Jay = going to Splendourinthemorning. Just saturday though, as I need to be back to the womb(a) in time for uni on Monday morning. I've got my timetable for the semester, which fits very nicely into Monday and Tuesday morning, with a little action on Thursday maybe. This is the 3rd semester in a row at USQ, which is now a record consecutive uni semesters, and that they're at the same place makes it even more amazing.

So be amazed, all of you.

Just in case you missed it, we have what Dr Dave has been up to.

Checkit.

Jay

Just in case you cared. I wouldn't if I wasn't me. Today has been pretty uneventful. So I'm thinking I should describe it in painful detail. Its what blogging is for baby. Now just touch it. Just a little.

Been hanging out at the cafe which loves dave the most. Got invited out to a club with some of the waiter peoples. I'm scared of clubs. Clubs are always full of fuckwits. I'm scared of fuckwit osmosis.

So tonight I think I'll get really high, hook myself up for mobile music and go stencilling.

Whilst most other people are off at Splendor in the grass. Which is where I think I'd like to be. But every year it sells out the second I decide to get tickets for it.

“Here you go dave. Some bread for you to take home with you”. Cheers. “I'd already thrown it in the bin, but you can have it”

Taste the lies.

how was splendour jaymis?
was it gooooood jaymis? was it really REALLY gooooood? How was it Jaymis?
I bet it was good
I bet it WAS REALLY GOOD
AND I"M FINE WITH THAT. THATS JUST DANDY. GO SPLENDOUR!!!!
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN JAY. I hope EVERYBODY had FUN!!!!
I"M FINE
JUST FINE OKAY!!!!!!

One thing I've found on public transportation is that you can't get people to hold stuff for you.

Today I tried to get multiple people to try and hold my coffee while I put something in my bag, and none of the fuckers would do it. It was just coffee. Its not like it was piss or anything. I wouldn't be drinking piss. Drinking piss is for stupid gullible hippies and fat people in high school who fail to notice that they have more milk now then when they left for a moment.

And much like carrot (only far more directly) I would like to say:

Fuck you jay. Fuck you and your splendor. Fuck you for not taking me to splendor. Fuck you if you had a good time and fuck you if you didn't you whiney hard to please cunt.

Why is there a dog licking my boot? Oh. Its cause I'm cool.

Jaymis loves puppies. Somewhere in toowoomba, thats written on the back of something. 5 points and a bag of fuck all if you manage to find it. Which you wont. But its there. You'll probably even look at it. Or you might not. Either way, he does. Don't you jay?

Splendour was fantastical. The Music rocked me out (that's the band The Music, as well as the music as a whole, but the particular band with that name specifically). The companions were awesome, and I had a cracking good time y'all.

It was muddy. Muddy + suede shoes = fucked shoes. I got another pair though, so it's all ok.

Despite all assertations to the contrary, I don't like puppies any more than other cute fluffy young creatures. They are kinda cool, but I wouldn't go to bed with them.

I have no idea where the puppylove is displayed for all to see. I would guess somewhere in my uni notebooks, as I don't really write much in the way of uni notes in there.

Unf.

okay so im still back at the 3 boys shopping at newfarm coles. now how is it that there are 3 boys spending so much money on food in brisbane and they havent had me over for dinner?? some people, honestly.....

and for all of us that didnt attend splendour, we know the truth, its not real. splendour doesnt exist. its a huge conspiracy by guys with blogs to make us cry for not seeing awesome bands. yeah i know the truth. can you dig it?

You still got all your fingers jay? I think I sent them to the wrong house. You owe me money.

You still got all your fingers jay? I think I sent them to the wrong house. You owe me money.

Bollocks. This computer is shit and I want it to die.

I met another strange person. He asked me if I wanted to buy any videos. So I told him I didn't have anything to play them on. So he started telling me about how he was just trying to sell them for a buck each.

Random: “I'll tell you what man, I'll give you a porno for a smoke”

Dr: “That's very kind of you, but I still dont have anything to play them on and just owning a porno doesn't do a whole lot for me. Heres a cigarette.”

Of couse what I should have said was “Cool. Got anything with midgets?”.

But now he - along with about 4 other strange people around here - has promised to give me pot next time he sees me.

Bonus.

There. Now fuck off. I gave you some substance for the duplicate post.