Permeation for fun and profit

Things to do:

1. Give shoes a bath. Check.
2. Do some kind of talking-based university assessment. Check.
3. Hang out with Le Phil, deliver him unto the clutches of england-sourced mints in a can. Check
4. Organize wikkid idea for record label's new website. Write pitch email to label dude... In Progress.

Yep. I am aware that I have been ultimately slack with this whole website posting, cam image changing deal of recent times, but that's why we have Dr Dave to bring us phresh content and the latest food fashion tips from the world of skinny stoners. I really would like to have some toast now.

I'm still bouncing between Brisbane and Toowoomba like I'm not really sure where I want to be. This isn't the case of course. I know exactly where I want to be. I want to be in both places, simultaneously, all the time.

For those who have enquired about Brie - she seems to be feeling better about the world, and the humans who walk upon it. She's sleeping in this end of the house again, although her bedroom is no longer her bedroom, and I strongly doubt whether it will ever be again.

For those who don't actually know why a couple of fucking sociopaths attacked Phil, but have decided to spread your expert opinion of what happened right around the country - Shut the fuck up. Your talking rights have been revoked until you get a clue. Clues can not be bought, they must be earned. No, I'm not giving you one for free.

I haven't had much sleep in the last couple of days, but there has been much procurement and deployment of fun times for all. I was recently informed by a certain female person that unless I got a mirror in my room in New Farm then she wouldn't be coming to stay with me.
I am now the proud owner of about 1 square metre in total of premium quality mirror, purchased for the bargain figure of $10 from the St vincent De Paul shop in Toowoomba. Current favourite funkification idea involves stencilling strong etching goop onto various squares of the stuff, then side-lighting the mirror tiles with EL Tape. Like any good fix-it-up job, the other components required to rescue the scavenged object must cost at least a couple of times more than a new version of the object in question. Yes I could just grab some mirror tiles from ikea for about $30 (I seem to recall, I'm not certain though because their site is a buttock), but that wouldn't be so much fun, would it.

And now, a chatlog:
fairy: click on the google
fairy: tell me if workin
PEEN: was a couple of minutes ago
PEEN: yep, tis
fairy: grr
*** Users currently in conversation:
*** nikitafairy@hotmail.com
fairy: oh fuck
PEEN: the top ranking for "fairy" is www.toothfairy.org
fairy: this always happens
mex: hello
PEEN: I'm in a conversation with nadine? fuck me, that's amazing.
fairy: can you all close the windows please?
fairy: hehehehe
PEEN: oh. hey. that's someone else.
fairy: thankyou jay
mex: female / 23 / looking for a casual love maker
fairy: close close close
PEEN: what have you done you nut break
fairy: you people shouldnt mix
PEEN: (who would do that)
fairy: XAVIER!
fairy: hehehehe
fairy: i always accidentally add people
PEEN: viking / 37 / bigfuckingbeard / looking someone to rape and/or pilliage
mex: lol
fairy: hehehe JAYMIS@
fairy: CLOSE WINDOW NOW BOTH OF YOU
mex: i get it, 27
mex: whoops
fairy: BEFORE THE FAIRY NEVER LETS YOU FUCK HER COUSIN
mex: 37
fairy: hehehehe
fairy: ;)
PEEN: whose cousin?
*** mex has left the conversation.
PEEN: aaaaaaahahahah
PEEN: who was that?
fairy: that was amazingly awesome
fairy: okay you close now jay
fairy: and kods and nick you both close when you get here
fairy: (K)
PEEN: hehehe. nadine = potato for head
fairy: jay = potato for peenis
fairy: hehehe
PEEN: PEEN
PEEN: HARRRRRRRRR!!!!
PEEN: (that was for you kodsu)
fairy: HARRRRRR!!!
fairy: now we go. goodnite.
PEEN: night fairy
fairy: nite jaymie
PEEN: I wonder what that limpdick nitrofenix is doing..
fairy: jay! other window munky ass
fairy: peenie
fairy: here
fairy: hehehe
fairy: not there
fairy: close there
PEEN: where?
PEEN: over there?
fairy: here!!
PEEN: nope, that was someone else I was talking to... sorry matt.
fairy: jaymis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEEN: ~now where is the nintendooo~
fairy: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYMISSISISISIISS
PEEN: I just listened to all of aphex twin - drukqs.
fairy: jay you make fairy mad!
PEEN: hehe. fine. you are a snotty head.
fairy: :D
PEEN: so I click the one that looks like a little x, is that the deal?
fairy: you love my ass.... infact come out on the bloodyweekend and love it more
fairy: okay bedtime.... uni morning
fairy: (K)
*** fairy has left the conversation.

Jaymeeees...i request you for playtime this saturday evening...in other words CAN WE PLAY PLEASE!!! WITH DRUNKNESS AND STUFF MAYBE?? COME ON!! SATURDAY NIGHT OR THURSDAY NIGHT PRINCESSS...mirror_darling can attend...i don't mind...i'm sure she's musimical also...i'm very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very angsty to get some farking gig work and stuff because my wall is getting sick of my music because it knows it all too well now and although the teddy bears on my bed appreciate the private concert they aren't as interested any more since i started buying FHMs and leaving them on the bedside table and i have so much new material to play with and i am oh so happy to get some stuff down if we could and while_you_are_at_it can we make this a weekly thing or twice weekly thing? thanks great now don't forget to say g'day to phil and sis for me and oh_yeah_before_i_forget if you want i can come to the woomb this weekend and we can play at your house so that would be cool wouldn't it? yes say yes please...the rat infested psychoantithesis of my parental unit's minds is slowly reducing me to a mental pile of goop.

ps. HAH! beat you Dave. commento numero uno e due appartnere a me

see above. i requested the jay to love my ass on the weekend first. thankyou. *giggle*

damn...got me with your legal mumbo jumbo. but i ask you this...has j ever signed YOUR nipple?

heh heh. check. mate.

well, I'll be seeing him friday night. does that mean I beat you both? HAR HAR
Can anyone please tell me how i can get rid of an annoying site commenty person from my site. they keep changing their IP. Grrrr.

Kiddies! You mustn't fight over me, I love you all with equal vigour when we're naked and famous together don't I? Of course I do.

Saturday I am booked from many angles. I _do_ want to play music with Rosiland Marshall El Producto Numero Uno, but I should also drop into Orphic @ West End to see my new label mates do their stuff, tonight is le Phil gig at number 12, so all you bastardos get there and give him your money. It's only $15 and you get a couple of noonans and some other shit for your money. Bargain basement.

There has also been some talk of making a lil pitstop in Toowoomba, for stuff.

I think I need to drink some milk.

Jay

p.s. Heather - I don't think it is possible to remove annoying fucker person from your site. The best option is to get moveabletype to send you emails when you get comments, and then you can delete el-fuckado's comments as they come.

Its not about who comes first, but who comes the hardest. You may be faster but you're not nearly as cool.

Speaking of things that are not cool: The support band for hot hot heat and the kills. Hence the being down the road around the corner in a cyber convienence store waiting for them to finish and hoping the guy working doesnt notice im getting blasted at the computer.

I here a black friend of ours is making an appearance to this shindig. Hes going to bring magnets to do strange things to my peen. But my peen is doing strange things just thinking about him.

I really have absolutely fuck all to say tonight. I had some stuff, I forgot it, I care even less than you do.

And jay also loves me the bestest, which is why he told you all crap about equal vigor and its why we're getting married and running away with the circus.

Me = Sad fuck.

HOT HOT HEAT!
(and a spunky girl in a red shirt i might try and pick up for a laugh)

Also, is this wikkid record label website idea by any chance mine? =P

well actually maybe he did sign my breast? does that count? ^.^

FINE you can have teh jaymis this weekend, but dammit... i want it soon, and if he ditches us both we should hook up!

Tonight I was walking around with 2 sexy young girls who didn't like the word cunt.

I don't use the word cunt all that often. I probably use it more on the internet. Which although is quite a bit, I tend to say fuck every second sentence.

I'd like to be able to express myself without having to resort expletives. But no thesaurus in the universe will give you a worthy substitute for a “fuckin' a”.

Anyway, girls who don't like the word cunt arn't a rare find. They're fuckin everywhere. Those cunts.

But rather than curb my use of this fantastic word, I try to convince everyone that its a good word. That they should use it more often and teach it to their parents and I'll give them a dollar.

The first point in my argument is generally that all other words refering to the same bit of wonderful pink flesh are just far too silly to use in conversation. I mean trying to keep a dirty conversation going using words like the overly clinical 'vagina' to the words you just can't use in a sentence without making it sound retarded. Like 'Beaver' or 'Giny'.

In my brain this is a great point, and should bring all these girls on my side and enable me to get away with sentences like 'I took photos of your cunt while you were sleeping'.

The point is rarely accepted though, so I'll just have to keep those photos my little secret.

Then someone might say something like 'But its so overused by sad cases'.

Which I'll agree with, but then go on to argue about how I am aware neither of them like the word but I choose to use it anyway because expletive should have POWER. Everyone's desensitised to the word fuck these days. Everyone I've spent more than 35 seconds with is anyway. And I want to express how utterly emotional I am about this issue. I want to use the most unpleasant word I can muster. Which is cunt. And although its overused by sad cases, I use it with respect for its greatness. Unlike the people who say “What the fuck are you lookin at cunt?” who use it because they dropped out in year 7 to inbreed and grow pubes up to their chin.

Alas, this argument also tend to fall short most of the time. Possibly because it didn't make a whole lot of sense. And it wasn't really a point, it was just me ranting about cunts.

This is generally when I resort to just saying the word cunt as loudly as I possibly can with as many people around as is possible in the quietest bit of the conversation.

They'll get used to it.

By the way, for a better written version of my first point about cunts, you should read “A hand in the bush: The fine art of vaginal fisting”. Its probably not in your local Dymocks or in airports.

Not only does it have a fantastic paragraph about why she chose to use the word cunt throughout the book, it has lots of things about cuntjuice and fisting and even some poetry about fisting.

Not to mention some fucked up looking pictures.

You can probably buy it from amazon. It makes a perfect book for the coffee table, especially if you dont want any free loading cunts eating your food.

It also makes for a good spastic trigger for use on large numbers of females. Just read it aloud.

I give it four stars.

I've actually been wondering recently what the Next Big Thing in swearwords is going to be. For ages Fuck was the naughtiest thing you'd hear said, now there's more and more cunt creeping into everyday life, but I don't see any other words creeping into the dictionary with which we can scandalize our mums.

Not that my mum would be scandalized by fuck or cunt, but I'd like to be able to bring the scandal at some stage... So I need SOMETHING. has anyone got any ideas?

well maybe its time we look to the french for swear words? the french word "sisterfucker" as opposed to "motherfucker". "motherfucker" is one of my favourite curse words.

and girls who dont like the word cunt are indeed cunts. tell them that its a femminist thing, that you want all women or womyn (eheheh) to reclaim the word cunt and stop looking at it as such a dirty thing.

i'd be pretty offended if someone called me a spice girl. that's got to be pretty dirty.

I think dave, you should read my post from a while ago.
May 22nd
http://www.carrot-cake.net/blogarchive/05/2003/index.html

woah... hoo hoo. i was pretty sure hoo hoos were boobies. but now i feel greatly corrected. but now i also feel a little worried...i mean...where in all of this does the drink yoo-hoo come into it? B{