Guess what's broken kiddies! Yeeeeees, that's right. Jay's brain is broken in response to the brokenness of his laptop screen. Shut it down last night after much happiness and trouble-free working. Turned it back on this morning. Thought it wasn't turned on. Turned it on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off for a while. Nothing. Unhappy.

I'm now utilising the screen of the lovely Ben Griffin in the TINA radio (ninety something point something FM if you're in newcastle) (97.9 I was just informed) station. I'm going to go somewhere and swear at IBM for a while though.

I am lovink yous all.

Jaysim teh borken in teh hed.

thank you j for sigur ros.

peen sex love wang.

meow.

at least yours didnt get stolen. I had a laptop once. it was great, until it wsa stolen that is.

The problem isn't laptops, the problem is you. If you stopped getting up and walking away from the computer then you wouldnt need a laptop.

Me? I haven't moved in weeks.

Don't say that Dr Wizzdom, this is the first time in four years James has considered leaving his desktop for a longer period of time than five minutes...he needs the laptop, trust me. Although I'm pretty sure this will explode his brain and we may hear of someone sitting on top of an IBM building somewhere taking out civilians with a rifle...

Rowley - I'm glad you got to them eventually. They sex it to the very deep wet place. You really should be thanking Iceland for them though, not me.

Carrot - mine's insured, but I am so very sorry for your loss.

Dr STUPIDS HEAD - shut up.

Carly - no, he's actually right. The TNT transport man just came and nicked my laptop (giving me a receipt of course) so I'm never going to leave my desk ever again, except to get on a bus in about 30 minutes and go to another city.

Hey kids, I wouldn't spend too much time around IBM's australian headquarters if I were you.

J

My laptop broke too but I fixed it myself, seeing as a) It's not under warranty because I nicked it from work, and b) I used to fix laptops for my job.

This one was extra fiddly though, it's one of those little sony's and you need little japanese fingers to work inside those.

IBM's are supposed to be reliable and stuff. I recommend them to people. Maybe I should stop. Or maybe it's just the australian IBM's.