Jay is busy writing his will, so he's going to leave you all in the very capable hands of Dr Dave for a couple of days. Stop crying, it'll all be over soon.

FUNNY STORY FROM WORK TO MAKE TEH JAY HAPPYS:

Attn: Dave
Thank you for faxing the stock list. I have highlighted the items I wish to order.

Attn: Kevin
I have used a highlighter to write some rather naughty words on this page. When you recieve this fax please mark the items you wish to order with a ballpoint pen.


GET IT!!! HIGHLIGHTER DOESNT FAX AND DAVE IS A SMART ARSE

If I had of known it was going to end up on here I would have lied to make it more amusing.