I would like to present: Jaymis on Broadband. Again.

[14:41] Jum: is this DSL jaymis?
[14:42] Jaymis: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!!!!
[14:42] Jaymis: WHOO
[14:42] Jaymis: IT WAS JUST LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
[14:42] Jum: goo on you jaymis
[14:42] Jaymis: I woke up, there was a package next to my bed
[14:42] Jum: big package
[14:42] Jum: open it and its exactly what you wanted
[14:42] Jaymis: EXACTLY!!!!!
[14:42] Jaymis: AND IT WORKED LIKE A DAMN CHARM
[14:42] Jum: YEAAAAAAWHAAAAA
[14:43] Jaymis: i woke up less than an hour ago... it took me less than an hour, AND I HAD A FUCKING SHOWER IN THERE TOO
[14:43] Jum: he thinks maybe friday for the LAN
[14:43] Jaymis: and cleaned my TEETH!
[14:43] Jaymis: it is AMAZING

So... I am like totally back on broadband again. This is good for many reasons, but the main reason would be:

[14:44] UberJaymis: OH MY FUCKING GOD
[14:45] UberJaymis: FEEL HOW HARD MY PEEN IS.