the fairy: hows the wallet quest going?
jaymis: umm... I have a new wallet?
jaymis: it's pretty nice
jaymis: v. slim
jaymis: which is good.
jaymis: aaaaand. new credit card number and stuff.
the fairy: ahh hehe....
the fairy: the other one hasnt shown up?
jaymis: nein
the fairy: i called the paddo and no sign
jaymis: yeah. I wouldn't expect there to be
the fairy: thats so shitty
jaymis: moral of the story - spend all your pay as soon as you get it
jaymis: cause if there's no money in your wallet then people are more likely to give it back when you lose it you stupid fucker

the boys a genius