.::transaction.of.information::.
.::interfacade.of.+silicon+.with.neurons::.
///
.::load.cheese.and.reboot::.
.::touchee.monkey?::. /// +++
Dear Nadine.
No I don't know where Jaymis is. I think he may have deserted me. I'm very sick and he hasn't talked to me for more than two days. I have a feeling he may be dead, as this hasn't happened since I was born. My friend the webcam (who has an eye, so he can see) tells me that Jaymis has been driving gorgeous American girls around St Lucia, and taking them out partying. I don't believe it though, that sounds too much like heaven, and I don't think someone who doesn't talk to his computer for two days could go to heaven, do you?
Love.+++.JaymisPooter.SiliconMind.+++
+++ .::Terminate.message::.
.::cessation.of.information::.
.::interfinish.of.silicon.with.neurons::.
///
.::out.of.cheese.error::.
.::redo.from.start::. /// +++
Nadine Abraham writes:
> ok this an email for your pc, not you jaymis, im sorry.
>
> Dear Computer,
>
> this is a get well email. Please get better soon as you are making Jaymis
> cranky and sad and we want our friend back. How am I supposed to amuse
> myself while pretending to work without having a Jaymis to distract huh?
> Whos website do you expect me to go to for daily entertainment and creepy
> stalker action?!?!??
>
> Tell Jaymis that imma silly munky, and I hope he is smiling.
>
> luv the nadinski
"comment" eh?
Yeah, like "I think you are a dickhead" or "I like to eat fruit loops with orange juice, or "Jaymis si teh sexor"
Something like that.
