Last night was just like any other in the blog-life of Jaymis. Any other, except for the heinous beating my computer meted out on my poor unsuspecting soul. I started work on not one but two new cam pics, both of which were callously extinguished by memory parity errors. So unfortunately you don't get to check out any my new flatmates yet.

I've started redoing the various archive pages and suchlike that make the internet such a beautiful place. This has been kinda hampered by what seems to be the partial demise of my webhost. Yes, it seems that they have let their domain names expire, this doesn't really stop me from from updating this page, but I can't upload new cam pics, images, pages, or non dynamically generated content. Lovely.

In other news: Cookie called me a monkey. For all of you who still can't decode the subtly embedded love messages these gorgeous women are sending to me, when Cookie calls me a monkey, what she's actually calling me is her love monkey with whom she'd happily caper naked through trees with and wrestle in a tub of lime jelly if only she was allowed back on planes ever again. She can't come over at the moment because she's the Blog Babe of the Week this week and has an awards dinner and some laptop signings to attend. For anyone who didn't notice, the venerable and inscrutable Fox was Blog Babe of the Week last week, so mad props to Cookie for usurping her.

One day I'm going to sex0r Cookie so hard that her Jocelyn will fall off and roll under the bed.

I recently found out that if you go to everyone's favourite search engine and search for Prohosters my site will come up sixth. Groovy.

Want more? Well Rowland's new design is all finished and faintly redolent of Scotch and Coke on the rocks.