It's not every day that a random chat turns into true love, but I think that in this case it might just happen:

146839434: Hello! Nice to meet you. I'm Sharon ;-)

Jaymis: hi, I'm Jaymis.

146839434: Check it out - its kinda erotic if u know what i mean =), http://www.envy.nu/chrysler1/ We'll chat live, mwaaaah! =))) Its free of course ;-)

Jaymis: hah, nice one sharon

146839434: Check it out - its kinda erotic if u know what i mean =), http://www.envy.nu/chrysler1/ We'll chat live, mwaaaah! =))) Its free of course ;-)

Jaymis: sharon, may I ask you a personal question?

146839434: Check it out - its kinda erotic if u know what i mean =), http://www.envy.nu/chrysler1/ We'll chat live, mwaaaah! =))) Its free of course ;-)

Jaymis: would you like to touch my monkey?

146839434: Check it out - its kinda erotic if u know what i mean =), http://www.envy.nu/chrysler1/ We'll chat live, mwaaaah! =))) Its free of course ;-)

Naturally, you people can't decode the love messages to me that are subtly embedded in those innocuous looking lines of text, but I'm meeting her next week and we're going to have a beautiful life together.

*LAUGHS*

wow. you're such a lucky guy... *cackles* may I be the bridesmaid(?) ?

*j*

Johanna, why can I not get to your website?

Ok, actually, now I can... I couldn't for the past coupld of days though, isn't that terrible.

*astonished*

umm... I wouldn't have thought that anti-jaymis curse (?) actually worked....

terribly terrible. maybe 'it' (the blue yonder) knew I wasn't home and therefore not able to respond to your gleeful (*cough*big words*cough*)comments right away.