Some beautiful thoughts from that previous link: (warning, not for minors)
coyote
This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
cum guzzling sperm burping bitch
The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the back of the girl's throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.
dog in a bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath
the fire island
This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.
the flying camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.
Classy indeed
the fortune cookie
This maneuver is intended to teach fledgling hookers to swallow what we give them. If after a sensational round of knob-slobbing the slut deposits your wealth elsewhere than her stomach, quickly take your knee to her jaw. Your new lucky number is equal to the amount of teeth you knock out. Confucius would be proud. I really hope people don't take this shit seriously
grankefication
The act of relieving a pussy-drought by fucking inanimate objects such as microwaves, televisions, coffeetables, etc. "He's in his room Granking one off."
hanging brain
Generic term used to describe the act of exposing one's scrotum in public in a variety of creative and imaginative manners (i.e. dangling on handrails, in background of tourist's photos, pressed up against window of moving car, etc.).
the houdini
While getting a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, creating the illusion that you've completed the transaction. When she turns around, blow your load in her face. She'll want to know how you made another shot magically appear.
the jedi mind trick
When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you"
the landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to JAWS. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
pattycake
While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.
pillow fluff
First, you press your butt tightly on a pillow and fart. After holding the fart in the pillow with your ass cheeks for two seconds, quickly turn around and stuff your nose directly into the fart epicenter. Inhale deeply, and reap the rewards of euphoria and disorientation.
polish abortion
After cumming, take off the condom, tie it in a knot, and throw it against the wall. Then shout, "that little bastard won't get out now."
the popcorn trick
First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date. Buy a tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch. When she digs in, she will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered popcorn?
the pull start
Put as many anal beads as possible into your partners tail end. Then when they least suspect it, pull them out like your starting a lawnmower.
the ram
When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy in those lulls in penile sensitivity.
rear admiral
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
the rose creeper
Seductively brush a beautiful longstem red rose against your sweethearts neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obsenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
the santa cruz
A timeless classic. Take a surfer girl, cover her in Mr. Zoggs sex wax, then proceed to beat her senseless with a surfboard. Once she's passed out, you jerk off on her face, stand with one foot on her, hold your hands in the air in the "hang ten" sign, and shout, "Yar, Dude!"
tabletime
This is when you are bending someone over a table doggy style, and right as you are about to cum in the heat of the moment you ask them "What time is it?" When they look back at you confused and say, "What?" You then slam their head into the table and say "It's Tabletime Beeeiotch!!!"