... I hate speaking too soon. Whoever it was that renamed some John Cusack movie to Monsters Inc will burn in hell. I know this because God came down to hang out with me and watch the Pixar-y goodness. When it turned out to be not as advertised he was pretty pissed.

God: What the fuck!? That's John Cusack! This isn't animated. What's the damn filename? Motherfucker! Some asshole's renamed some random piece of shit as Monsters Inc.
Jaymis: Whoa, dude, just chill out for a second. I'll download another version of it ok.
God: Fuck man, I'm not going to fuckin chill out. You got that from like five different sources. All those ignorant motherfuckers just wasted my time. I've been waiting for months to see that movie. Search that file again and get me their usernames, while we're waiting for the real one to download I'm going to go out and smite me some fuckwits. Any requests?
Jaymis: Hmmm. Boils are always good. Yeah. Boils on the inside of their eyelids, and on their cocks too so they can't masturbate themselves to death to escape the pain of the eyelid boils.
God: Yeah, good call. Boils are classic. But I'm thinking of an army of demons armed with new reams of paper, staplers, lemon juice and strapon razor sharp cattleprod-dildos. That'll be entertaining to watch while I wait for the movie. You got anything to add?
Jaymis: Umm, yeah, get some more Coke on the way back, we're all out.
God: What? Already!
Jaymis: Yah haaah. Dude! You made like eight Coke spiders. One of which you spilt while trying to ride my bike past Satan's place so you could look like that Meatloaf album cover.
God: Heh, spiders are cool. Ok, how long's it got to go now?
Jaymis: 39 minutes on the first file, and about 80 on the second unless some more sources are found.
God: Sweet. Plenty of time to send those anal bandits to hell. SMS me if it's going to be shorter or longer than 80 minutes.
Jaymis: Yeah, cool. Make a demon give some of them the Hot Karl with a cattleprod for me.
God: Sure man, catch ya soon.
Jaymis: Later.

So... If you've got a file whose name has the words "monsters" and "inc" in it, and it's not directly related to a movie called Monsters Inc, and it's shared so unsuspecting internet users can waste time downloading it...

Run.

p.s. I didn't know that some of these even existed, and I'm only up ro the bobfoc!