Didn't get much backing-up of the Friends link in the story from the other night, so I'm going to put the second one up. Hope this gives you sweet dreams, or wet dreams, or whatever. Hope you wake up screaming my name:
pinky winky: Once upon a time, mickey mouse went for a walk with donald duck. now this in itself does not sound like a bad thing but their waas a certain evil lurking in the bushes along the lone road that they had decided to travel................
pinky winky: Donald can we turn around and go back please", mickey staed in a worried tone.
" No mickey we cannot, i have a surprise for you up around the next corner, we must continue on"......................
pinky winky: after twenty minutes of walking they finally make it round the corner, and mickey was shocked to see a brand new caravan with a big pink bow......
" donald it is the best gift i have ever gotten,, thank you so much:
they talked about it for A WHILE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY WERE HIT FROM BEHIND BY A DROOLING BEAST.
pinky winky: BANG CRASH BOOM......................... "look out mickey, behind you its goofy the rape dog and he is heading your way, quick turn around and hide your ass otherwise something bad will happen, run run run run. dont pick up any soap, that is just an invitation for goofy to treat. sit sit sit. quick quick.
pinky winky: unfortunately donald was facing the wrong direction and did not realise that mickey had already bent over to pick up the keys to the caravan.
pinky winky: so donald realised he was facing the wrong way and decided to turn around.........
"FUCK MICKEY(LITERALLY), ARE U OKAY, YOU HAVE A DOG STUCK IN YOUR ASS AND YOU R JUST A MOUSE, THATS GOTTA HURT, SHIT!
pinky winky: so mickey turns to donald and says "OI , DUCKY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEANT TO BE THE ANIMAL THAT GOT THINGS SHOVED UP THEIR ARSE(STUFFING), WHY THE FUCK WONT U GET THIS HORNY MUTT OUTTA MY BUTT, AND STOP WATCHING YOU SICK PERVERTED SACK OF FEATHER SHIT
pinky winky: so donald decided to be assertive and set to work on a plan of attack that would hopefully get the loofy goofy of his mousey pal. he started on a stategic list of ideas.................
1. run
2. run faster
3. catch a cab
4. throw a ball for the doggy
5. a stick a stick
6. food, damn i am hungry
7. whats the time
8 shit better get the dog off mickey
pinky winky: so it finally hit donald what it was that he should do................and he set to his task with gusto.............he started off jogging and then started running until he finally caught a cab. then he headd straight to the pet shop and bought a new ball, and a stick a stick. he then went and got some food and kept the leftovers in his DOGGY BAG(get the pun) and then he went to do the last thing on his list.................
pinky winky: he took the leftover food and taped it close to his butt, with eyes half open he willed himself to help his friend and jumped into the clearing in which mickey was situated.
pinky winky: Goofy, getting the smell of the leftover food, let go of mickey and ran straight at donald, latching on tightly.and had his way with mickey
pinky winky: OF COURSE THEY BOTH DIDNT REALISE IT BUT THEY WERE BOTH EQUALLY SCREWED AS DONALD WAS A WOMAN IN DRAG AND ENDED UP HAVING A LITTER OG DOGGLINGS....................
THE END
