Another Story - This one from someone I actually know. The lovely Lydia, who I just took food shopping. I spend $200 (aargh), but I got a broom, so that's ok. My poor little fridge is full to the brim. I feel it is time to have a barbeque so all my food doesn't go off

once upon a time in a sad miserable existence lived a man called james, a man who although living his life in seeming happiness could never shake the inherent misery that permeated his existense and leached into the hollow he knew as his soul. and yet in all his fog he held hope, hugged it to his breast like a dying child, and felt its warmth seep through his weary bones.

And once upon a time in all his misery, james looked up and saw the sun, and her name was lydia.
na na na na na nahhh!

i knew a funny man and james he called himself
lost in love and lonliness, forever on the shelf.
and yet in all his pinings he found courage to say,
it doesn't really bother me, cos i still deny i'm gay!