I just got told a bedtime story by someone; who would prefer to remain nameless so I shall call them Pinky. They (I believe this was a collaborative effort) told me the following tale to give me sweet dreams:

pinky winky: Once upon a time their were 7 dwarfs............ horny, faggy, bot bot, piss pot, nympho, fatty and larry( some things never change). they all lived on brunswick street in a second rate porn shop with a nice lady called blow tight.
pinky winky: they had a merry song that they sang on and on their way back from work hey ho hey ho its off to bed we go, give a blow job here and a quick fuck there were hoes were hoes.
pinky winky: so, i was out one day at the local pub with a few of me friends when i was approached by Larry( by far the most decent dwarf around) who was having some serious issues with bot bot and faggy. so i turned to him and i says
" Larry mate, what da fuck is up".
and then larry says " Bosco me mate, its bot bot and faggy, they keep rooti each other in my bed whilst i am in it, i am quite concerned about it.
pinky winky: so i turn to me good mate, larry, and say " larry their is nottin wrong with two dwarfs banging in your bed, christ get over it and join in"
pinky winky: Larry, a bit upset with what i had said punched me in the face............so i jumped up and said
: oi, punk dwarf, dont u pick shit with me, i could kill u with my thumb, all i am trying to say larry, is that thier is nothing wrong with two dwarfs banging in your bed, for christ sake, go get in their bad with piss pot and do the same............................
pinky winky: so he said okay and we all went back to his place and had a romp in the sack........
THE END

Do you know what the best part is? I've got another one to give you tomorrow. Yay!