There's a metric fuckload of things happening at the moment, so bear with me as I try to slow them Keanu-like from the cloud of rushing pointy things to a collection of things I can pick up and use.

That was a shit analogy. That's probably because I just woke from the world's least ergonomic powernap (nice segue there Jay) - lights on, fully clothed (including shoes), some strange music coming out of my computer, phone in hand, with my head on my Stepanie Alexander cookbook - arguably the biggest, hardest book I own. Also the best cookbook in the world. Mine is signed by Stephanie because I'm a food geek.

Roit, getting distracted, brain scattered. Need some Coke. Back to the news.

Prolly the big one is that Amanda put me as one of her daily links with the line "Picture a giant, magical frog running through the streets singing "Pop"... She put me just below my bitch Crush, which is where I like to be. Crush has just bought a new domain so go there and give her comments. She wants feedback or some shit.

Crush has also re-linx0red me. She didn't have me there for a while, but I think she realised just how cool I am after Amanda gave me a (butt)plug, so I'm back in that sidebar where I belong.

Apparently the story from last night is at least partially from Friends. Someone told me that, can anyone confirm or deny? Even if it is I sorta enjoyed it, so I'm going to put the second one up tonight anyway. If Pinky was plagiarizing, well I don't care... I don't watch TV, although Friends is something I'd probably watch a bit if I did watch TV.

The time is now 12:47AM. I need coke. Stay tuned for more. In the meantime here is some nice music for you.

p.s. Rowland is my Grasshopper, I teach him stuff, and he calls me wise one. Pretty idyllic really. Pity he can't make fucking links.