If you came to jaymis.com last night you might have noticed it looked extremely different or - even worse - wasn't there at all.

This was not Amanda's fault, or COG's, or even Angst's... It was Telstra! Fuckers. I hate you Telstra.

So just in case you didn't get to check out my efforts, here's what the site looked like last night, after I went in to work to change it as I couldn't get access here.

After much stuffing around (which I might tell you about if I get bored) I called Broadband tech support @ about 6am to get a recorded message that went a little like this:

We at Telstra have fucked up bigtime. Our technical staff are working like frenzied little ADD kids but they really have no idea what the hell is going on. We have turned a scheduled internet outage that we didn't tell you about into a shitfight that may never end. Please hang up the phone now as all phone consultants are hiding in the broom closet.